The first round of the campaingn is a series of virtual "Christmas Cards" ostensibly from BellSouth. They songs are hilarious and depict BellSouth saying what it means. You can imagine. But why imagine? Sing along:
(To the Tune of Dashing through the snow)And it gets better after that.
Pushing through the polls,
in a most disgusting way,
through the voter rolls,
saying what we may.
Spreading fear and lies,
is what we're all about,
hoping you're not smart or wise
enough to know our shout:
Fear and Dread! Fear and Dread!
Doomsday will be here!
If you vote for fiber then,
your city we will smear.
A Poet? Send in your lyrics! Or post 'em in the comments. (I'm looking for some from our point of view!)
Christmas not your thing? Surely someone can do something good with the tune from Jolie Blonde or Greensleaves or something truly whacky.
They'll be posted to Kris Kingle's site as they are released. And you can get some background on the campaign at the LCT site.
Collect all seven canille little films.